Monday, May 21, 2007

Crush the Empire!

Why exactly does Jeter have a gold glove?

So the evil empireis like a writhing beast from the bowels of hell, a Lovecraftian horror with 6 heads and razor sharp teeth. However, the beast is wounded, and it's time to take the Louisville Sluggers to their remaining heads, leaving a pulpy mess of money colored ooze in the stadium.

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