Evil Empire + Steroid Abuse = no rings this century

Well, as Gomer Pyle used to say "Surprise, Surprise, Surprise", the Mitchell report has finally come out, and guess who really stands out? - Roger "I tried to kill Mike Piazza", Clemens, man who loves himself almost as much as current Yankee standout A-Hole Rodriguez, but at least A-hole is honest. Roger... not so much. Roger was juicing up since 98, and looking at the stats when he left the Red Sox (a move I hated douchebag Dan Duquette for at the time, but perhaps the former Sox GM knew what he was talking about.) Roger finishes out his last 3 years in Boston with a record of 29-25. He heads to Toronto and it seems the miles on his arm have finally begun to catch up to him, yet magically he hits Canada and promptly drops back to back 20 win seasons, during the same period he begins to .. use ... roids! I guess that explains his Yankee career, and when you begin adding the other Roid fellas (David Justice, Chuck Knoblauch, , Ron Villone, Jason Giambi, Rondell White, AndyPettite, GlenAllen Hill, Mike Stanton, Kevin Brown, and the other dozen players who put on the pinstripes, it becomes the clear that the Bronx was truly pumped up to win games. So the empire spends a ton, cheats, and loses. Meanwhile the BoSox just win championships, 2 in our new century. How fucking sweet!!!

1994	Bos	24	24	3	1	170.2	124	62	54	15	71	168	9	7	0	0	--	2.85
1995	Bos	23	23	0	0	140.0	141	70	65	15	60	132	10	5	0	0	--	4.18
1996	Bos	34	34	6	2	242.2	216	106	98	19	106	257	10	13	0	0	--	3.64
1997	Tor	34	34	9	3	264.0	204	65	60	9	68	292	21	7	0	0	--	2.05
1998	Tor	33	33	5	3	234.2	169	78	69	11	88	271	20	6	0	0	--	2.65