Thursday, December 13, 2007

Evil Empire + Steroid Abuse = no rings this century





Well, as Gomer Pyle used to say "Surprise, Surprise, Surprise", the Mitchell report has finally come out, and guess who really stands out? - Roger "I tried to kill Mike Piazza", Clemens, man who loves himself almost as much as current Yankee standout A-Hole Rodriguez, but at least A-hole is honest. Roger... not so much. Roger was juicing up since 98, and looking at the stats when he left the Red Sox (a move I hated douchebag Dan Duquette for at the time, but perhaps the former Sox GM knew what he was talking about.) Roger finishes out his last 3 years in Boston with a record of 29-25. He heads to Toronto and it seems the miles on his arm have finally begun to catch up to him, yet magically he hits Canada and promptly drops back to back 20 win seasons, during the same period he begins to .. use ... roids! I guess that explains his Yankee career, and when you begin adding the other Roid fellas (David Justice, Chuck Knoblauch, , Ron Villone, Jason Giambi, Rondell White, AndyPettite, GlenAllen Hill, Mike Stanton, Kevin Brown, and the other dozen players who put on the pinstripes, it becomes the clear that the Bronx was truly pumped up to win games. So the empire spends a ton, cheats, and loses. Meanwhile the BoSox just win championships, 2 in our new century. How fucking sweet!!!
1994 Bos 24 24 3 1 170.2 124 62 54 15 71 168 9 7 0 0 -- 2.85
1995 Bos 23 23 0 0 140.0 141 70 65 15 60 132 10 5 0 0 -- 4.18
1996 Bos 34 34 6 2 242.2 216 106 98 19 106 257 10 13 0 0 -- 3.64
1997 Tor 34 34 9 3 264.0 204 65 60 9 68 292 21 7 0 0 -- 2.05
1998 Tor 33 33 5 3 234.2 169 78 69 11 88 271 20 6 0 0 -- 2.65

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